This was written over a year ago. Still relevant.

How has Ship Wrecked managed to be re commissioned by C4 again? It must be on it's 10th year. How the hell does something like this get by?
Sunday mornings on channel 4 are for hollyoaks omnibus to watch when you're hungover and endless Friends repeats...that is it.
The only time I will accept sending a bunch of overly dramatic, self important, slack chinned, pig-sticks to beautiful desert island is if there is an impending tsunami and the warning systems are disabled.

High Tide mother fuckers...high tide!

My advice to you. Sky+ it. watch it with the sound down and fast forward when ever there is a dude on the screen. If you put the right CD on to listen to you can imagine you are watching a baywatch highlight reel.

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